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«The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks.»
Author: Emo Philips | Keywords: combination, incompetence, office, post, posted, posting, post office, Russians, tanked, tanks, The Post Office
«Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.»
Author: Johnny Carson (Host) | About: Funny, Inefficiency, sarcastic | Keywords: mail, packages, post, post office, The Post Office
«One of the things the government can't do is run anything. The only things our government runs are the post office and the railroads, and both of them are bankrupt.»
Author: Lee Iacocca | About: Government | Keywords: bankrupt, bankrupts, post, post office, railroads, The Post Office
«The difference between mind and brain is not a difference of quality, but a difference of arrangement. It is like the difference between arranging people in geographical order or in alphabetical order, both of which are done in the post office direct»
Author: Bertrand Russell (Logician, Philosopher) | About: Mind | Keywords: alphabetical, arrangement, arranging, geographical, post, post office, The Post Office
«A sub-clerk in the post-office is the equal of a conqueror if consciousness is common to them.»
Author: Albert Camus (Essayist, Novelist, Playwright) | Keywords: clerk, clerking, conqueror, post, post office, sub, The Post Office
«The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you have lived to my age, you will begin to think letters are never worth going through the rain for.»
Author: Jane Austen (Novelist, Writer) | About: Charm | Keywords: letters, post, post office, The Post Office
«There is only one post fit for you, and that is the office of perpetual president of the Heaven and Hell Amalgamation Society»
Author: Thomas Carlyle (Essayist, Historian) | Keywords: amalgamation, Heaven and Hell, Office of, post, post office, President of, President of the, The Office, The Post Office
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