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«I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | About: Authority | Keywords: as many, authority, pope, popes, Pope I, the pope, The Popes
«Shame on you, Mr. Bush, shame on you. And any time you got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up.»
Author: Michael Moore (Author, Film Director) | Keywords: chicks, dixie, dixie chicks, pope, the pope
«I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side.»
Author: Bill Hicks (Comedian) | Keywords: bullet, folks, glass, mobile, pope, Pope I, proof, seeing, the pope
«Luther was guilty of two great crimes - he struck the Pope in his crown, and the monks in their belly.»
Author: Desiderius Erasmus (Editor, Humanist, Priest) | Keywords: bellied, bellies, belly, crimes, crown, guiltier, guilty, He Is Guilty, Luther, Monks, pope, popes, Pope I, strike out, struck, The Monk, The Monks, the pope, The Popes
«I read that I was in bed with her, which is a ton of shit. I have met her and it went like this: 'How do you do?' 'Hello, how are you?' Now when anyone asks about my affair with Madonna I say no, wrong - it was the Pope. He swept me off my feet.»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: affair, asks, bed, hello, hellos, how-do-you-do, I Say No, like this, Madonna, met, pope, popes, Pope I, shit, shits, sweep over, sweep through, sweep up, swept, the pope, The Popes, the shits, ton, went
«I would like to see the Pope wearing my T-shirt.»
Author: Madonna (Actress, Singer) | Keywords: pope, shirt, T, the pope, T shirt, wearing
«I feel much freer now that I am certain the pope is the Antichrist»
Author: Martin Luther (Priest, Scholar) | Keywords: Antichrist, Feel free, freer, pope, popes, Pope I, The Antichrist, the pope, The Popes
«NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.»
Author: Monty Python | Keywords: chief, come in, devotion, efficiency, elements, expects, fanatical, Four elements, inquisition, inquisitions, pope, popes, Pope I, ruthless, Spanish, Spanish Inquisition, surprise, the Inquisition, the pope, The Popes, weapon, weaponry, weapons, with efficiency
«PLATITUDE, n. The fundamental element and special glory of popular literature. A thought that snores in words that smoke. The wisdom of a million fools in the diction of a dullard. A fossil sentiment in artificial rock. A moral without the fable. All that is mortal of a departed truth. A demi-tasse of milk-and-mortality. The Pope's-nose of a featherless peacock. A jelly-fish withering on the shore of the sea of thought. The cackle surviving the egg. A desiccated epigram.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce (Editor, Journalist, Writer) | Keywords: cackle, cackles, cackling, desiccated, desiccates, diction, dullard, dullards, epigram, fable, featherless, fossil, fossils, jellies, mortality, snore, snores, snoring, surviving, tasse, the pope, withering
«I am more afraid of my own heart than the Pope and all his cardinals. I have within me the great Pope, Self.»
Author: Martin Luther (Priest, Scholar) | Keywords: Cardinals, My own, of my own, pope, popes, Pope I, The Cardinals, the pope, The Popes
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