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«Many people pray as if God were a big aspirin pill; they come only when they hurt.»
«Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
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circumstances, laxative, laxatives, pill, pilled, sleeping, sleeping pill, the Pill, under
«Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music»
«I'm addicted to Altoids. I call them 'acting pills.'»
«A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs.»
«I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.»
«Basically the thing at the time you used to just try and find girls that would fuck. The rest of it was just..yer know. I mean , it wasn't quite as easy then as it is now. Since the invention of the pill, its become much easier. [Mike Jagger]»
«I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill»
«If you lose your temper, your sound sleep will go, and you will have to use a tranquilizer or sleeping pills? Then gradually, more white hair, wrinkles.»
Author: Tenzin Gyatso, The 14th Dalai Lama
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«It will be a bitter pill to her, that is, like other bitter pills, it will have two moments ill-flavor, and then be swallowed and forgotten»
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