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Letter "T" » The Mexican
«Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and its up to me and a half mexican to stop him!»
Author: Dave Attell | Keywords: The Mexican
«When a family is involved in a human rights movement, as in the Mexican- American family, there is little room for a woman's liberation movement alone»
«I've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out.»
Author: Jessica Alba (Actress) | About: Family | Keywords: cousins, galore, pop, The Mexican
«No Trevino speaks Mexican.»
Author: Seve Ballesteros (Golfer) | About: Golf | Keywords: The Mexican, Trevino
«If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?»
«The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.»
«If we are going to start rewarding no skills and stupid people - I'm serious, let the unskilled jobs, let the kinds of jobs that take absolutely no knowledge whatsoever to do - let stupid and unskilled Mexicans do that work»
«Texas, to be respected must be polite. Santa Anna living, can be of incalculable benefit to Texas; Santa Anna dead, would just be another dead Mexican.»
«One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at that same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen.»
«The American white man (not to speak of the Indian, the Negro, the Mexican) hasn't a ghost of a chance. If he has any talent he's doomed to have it crushed one way or another. The American way is to seduce a man by bribery and make a prostitute of him. Or else to ignore him, starve him into submission and make a hack of him.»

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