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«The magnificence of mountains, the serenity of nature - nothing is safe from the idiot marks of man's passing.»
Author: Loudon Wainwright | Keywords: magnificence, Marks, mountain pass, serenity, The Idiot
«The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: computer, idiot, mean, professional, The Idiot, The Professionals, The Word, used, user, word meaning
«Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.»
Author: John Updike | About: Golf | Keywords: appeals, childlike, frequent, idiot, inability, players, proven, The Idiot
«I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: ecstatic, freedom, French, french fries, fries, fry, government, grown, idiots, named, positioning, positions, showing, The Idiot, The Re, the US, U.S. government
«Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error»
Author: Marcus Tullius Cicero (Lawyer, Orator, Scholar, Statesman, Writer) | Keywords: error, idiot, mistakes, persisted, persisting, persists, The Idiot
«In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here they'll always be known as screw-boys.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: boys, cyclone, idiot, known as, merry-go-round, merry, Others The, round, screw, The Idiot, tornado, tornadoes
«In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | Keywords: Did, French, idiots, language, languages of, making, never, Other languages, own, Paris, simply, speaking in, speaks in, speak up, spoke, spoken language, stared, stares, succeed, their, Their language, their own language, Them, they, The Idiot, those, understand, when
«Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | About: Funny | Keywords: congress, Congress of, idiot, member, myself, repeat, suppose, supposes, The Idiot
«Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | Keywords: children, idiots, protects, providence, tested, The Idiot
«God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | About: God | Keywords: board, boarded, boarding, boarding school, Board of, idiot, practice, school, school board, The Idiot, The school
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