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«The judges of normality are present everywhere. We are in the society of the teacher-judge, the doctor-judge, the educator-judge, the ''social worker'' -judge.»
Author: Michel Foucault
(Historian, Philosopher, Scholar)
| Keywords:
educator, Judges, normality, social worker, social workers, Society of, The Doctor, The Social, The Teacher, worker
«The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.»
Author: Minnie Pearl
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
doctor, garage, garages, kisses, pacemaker, The Doctor, The Garage
«The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says: 'It's a girl»
Author: Shirley Chisholm
(Politician)
| Keywords:
females, psychological, stereotype, stereotyped, stereotyping, The Doctor
«The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.»
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer
(Philosopher)
| Keywords:
doctor, lawyer, theologian, The Doctor, wickedness
«When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
doctor, slapped, slapping, slaps, slap on, The Doctor, ugly
«The doctor learns that if he gets ahead of the superstitions of his patients he is a ruined man; and the result is that he instinctively takes care not to get ahead of them.»
Author: George Bernard Shaw
(Critic, Essayist, Playwright)
| Keywords:
doctor, get ahead, instinctively, learns, patients, ruined, superstitions, The Doctor
«The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much, but he felt it was better than what everybody else did, which was go up to the volcano and collect the gold nuggets it shot out every day. It turned out he was right. After forty years, the volcano petered out. Everybody left town, and the hardware store went broke. Finally he decided to collect gold nuggets too, but there weren't many left by then. Plus, he broke his leg and the doctor's bills were real high.»
Author: Jack Handy
(Writer)
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bills, Bill of Rights, broke, collect, go up, grandfather, great grandfather, hardware, hardware store, laughed, leg, nugget, peter out, plus, The Doctor, turned out, volcano, volcanoes
«The doctor is to be feared more than the disease»
«The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying such a laugh was money in a man's pocket because it cut down the doctor's bills like anything»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| Keywords:
anatomies, anatomy, bills, cut down, details, ended, joyously, laughed, loud, old man, pocket, pocket money, shook, The Doctor, The old man
«The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir»
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