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«Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres (Actress, Comedian) | Keywords: afford, clothes, dressed, driving, get to, in working order, normal, order of the day, paying, pay for, The Car, The Job, traffic, traffics, vacant
«My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.»
Author: Erma Bombeck | About: Funny | Keywords: bathroom, bathrooms, car, groceries, grocery, kids, perceived, The Car, unload, unloaded, unloading
«Stay humble. Always answer your phone - no matter who else is in the car.»
Author: Jack Lemon | Keywords: The Car
«Sing out loud in the car even, or especially, if it embarrasses your children.»
Author: Marilyn Penland | Keywords: car, embarrass, embarrasses, especially, loud, out loud, sing, The Car
«My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: My Wife, sex drive, The Car
«Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers. Many people of average intelligence are skilled thinkers. The power of a car is separate from the way the car is driven.»
Author: Edward de Bono (Psychologist, Writer) | Keywords: average, car, driven, highly, intelligent, People of, separate, skilled, The Car, thinkers
«My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. 'Why a house?' 'Well, you gotta have a place to park the car.'»
Author: Julia Roberts (Actress) | Keywords: boyfriend, First I, park, The Car
«Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.»
Author: Erma Bombeck | Keywords: car, cushion, cushioned, cushions, improve, onion, Onions, onion rings, ringed, rings, ring out, Ring The, ring up, rung, The Car, The Onion
«Meaning doesn't lie in things. Meaning lies in us. When we attach value to things that aren't love -- the money, the car, the house, the prestige -- we are loving things that can't love us back. We are searching for meaning in the meaningless. Money, of itself, means nothing. Material things, of themselves, mean nothing. It's not that they're bad. It's that they're nothing.»
Author: Marianne Williamson (Author, Lecturer) | Keywords: The Car
«Life is the car, your heart is the key and God is the chauffeur.»
Author: Sri Sathya Sai Baba (Spiritual leader) | Keywords: chauffeur, chauffeured, chauffeurs, The Car
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