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«Calling O'Hare an airport is like calling the Queen Elizabeth II a boat.»
Author: Andrew H. Malcolm | Keywords: Elizabeth, Elizabeth I, Elizabeth II, Queen Elizabeth, Queen Elizabeth II, the Airport, the Queen
«The devil himself had probably redesigned Hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts»
Author: Anthony Price | About: Devil | Keywords: airport, gained, layout, layouts, observing, the Airport
«If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.»
Author: George Winters | Keywords: the Airport
«Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends»
Author: Molly Haskell (Author, Critic) | Keywords: airports, hospitals, nights, opening night, supermarket, supermarkets, the Airport, weekends
«In the space age, man will be able to go around the world in two hours-one for flying and the other to get to the airport.»
Author: Neil H. McElroy | Keywords: space age, the Airport
«Quotes from Mao, Castro, and Che Guevara - are as germane to our highly technological, computerized society as a stagecoach on a jet runway at Kennedy airport»
Author: Saul Alinsky | Keywords: Castro, Che Guevara, computerize, computerized, germane, Guevara, jet, jets, Kennedy, quotes, runway, stagecoach, technological, the Airport
«The 10 Frenchmen journeyed to America despite warnings from their mothers that they would be mugged within 5 minutes of their arrival in New York and mowed down by gangsters in Chicago -- provided, of course, that they were not scalped by Indians along the way [or captured by] crowds of American women waiting at the airport to get their hands on a Frenchman.»
Author: William E. Geist | Keywords: American Indian, arrival, crowds, Frenchman, Frenchmen, gangster, gangsters, Indians, journeyed, mow, mowed, mowing, mows, mug, mugged, scalp, scalped, the Airport, warnings
«Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport»
Author: Henry Youngman (Comedian, Violinist) | Keywords: in-law, Mother in Law, pleasure trip, the Airport, trip
«Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host) | Keywords: acquaintances, airport, go through, phone, phone book, phone call, the Airport
«Miami does not have a visitor-friendly airport. At Miami International, a cramped and dingy labyrinth, the message is: Just Try to Find Our Baggage Claim Area!»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: area, baggage, cramp, cramped, cramping, cramps, dingy, friendly, International, labyrinth, labyrinths, Miami, the Airport, The Message, visitor
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