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«A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.»
Author: Craig Kilborn
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«Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other»
Author: Florence King
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Golf
| Keywords:
pointlessness, poles, Scottish, telephone, telephone pole
«Glamour is what makes a man ask for your telephone number. But it also is what makes a woman ask for the name of your dressmaker.»
Author: Lilly Dache
| About:
Glamour
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ask for, dressmaker, glamour, telephone, telephones, telephone number, The name
«An amazing invention - but who would ever want to use one?»
Author: Rutherford B. Hayes
(President, Statesman)
| About:
Inventions
| Keywords:
Alexander, Alexander Graham Bell, amazing, bell, graham, invention, march, patented, Pennsylvania, telephone, telephones, telephone bell, telephone call, Washington
«Computers shouldn't be unusable. You don't need to know how to work a telephone switch to make a phone call, or how to use the Hoover Dam to take a shower, or how to work a nuclear-power plant to turn on the lights.»
Author: Scott McNealy
| About:
Computers
| Keywords:
dam, dammed, dams, Hoover, Hoover Dam, nuclear power, Nuclear power plant, phone call, power plant, shower, telephone, telephone call, unusable
«Gossip is nature's telephone.»
«He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone»
«A new biography of Madonna came out last week, and apparently the biography lists all the men she's slept with. The book is apparently called the Manhattan Telephone Directory.»
Author: Bill Maher
(Actor, Comedian, Producer, Writer)
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apparently, biography, came out, directory, lists, Madonna, slept, telephone, telephone book, telephone call, telephone directory
«Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.»
Author: Joan Rivers
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Chinese, chins, directory, Elizabeth, Elizabeth I, Elizabeth Taylor, Taylor, telephone, telephone directory
«Each home has been reduced to the bare essentials -- to barer essentials than most primitive people would consider possible. Only one woman's hands to feed the baby, answer the telephone, turn off the gas under the pot that is boiling over, soothe the older child who has broken a toy, and open both doors at once. She is a nutritionist, a child psychologist, an engineer, a production manager, an expert buyer, all in one. Her husband sees her as free to plan her own time, and envies her; she sees him as having regular hours and envies him.»
Author: Margaret Mead
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