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«One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.»
«Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he's started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
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bob, bobbing, Bobs, bob up, bush, officials, President Bush, schedule, scheduled, schedules, scheduling, sponge, Sponges, tapes, taping, The News, The War, The White, The White House, White House
«They say you can rap about anything except for JesusThat means guns, sex, lies, video tapesBut if I talk about God my record won't get played Huh?»
«No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.»
«Skewered through and through with office-pens, and bound hand and foot with red tape»
Author: Charles Dickens
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foot, hand and foot, office, pens, red, red tape, skewer, Skewered, skewering, tape, tapes, taping, through and through, through with
«That's what I did, same way as last year. We have tapes going back to '84. You know, we have tapes of all of the majors just for review's sake. It's also fun looking at the fashions back in those days, you know, all of the frills and bell bottoms.»
Author: Tiger Woods
(Golfer)
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Golf
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bell-bottomed, bottoms, fashions, frills, last year, majors, review, tapes, the majors
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