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«Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.»
Author: Jerry Seinfeld (Actor, Comedian) | About: Funny | Keywords: bloodstain, detergent, detergents, laundries, laundry, shirt, T, take out, the Wash, T shirt, wash
«Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.»
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers (Author, Columnist, Psychologist) | About: Marriage | Keywords: Communion, remembering, take out, trash, trashed, Trashing
«If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a Saturday night... your friends.»
Author: Sarah Jessica Parker (Actress) | About: Friends | Keywords: Saturday, take out
«Every morning I take out my bankbook, stare at it, shudder-and turn quickly to my typewriter.»
Author: Sydney J. Harris (Author, Journalist) | Keywords: bankbook, shudder, shuddered, shuddering, shudders, stare, take out, typewriter
«Physically you are a human being, but mentally you are incomplete. Given that we have this physical human form, we must safeguard our mental capacity for judgment. For that, we cannot take out insurance; the insurance company is within: self-discipline, self-awareness, and a clear realization of the disadvantages of anger and the positive effects of kindness.»
Author: Dalai Lama | Keywords: disadvantaged, disadvantages, effects, incomplete, insurance, insurance company, mental capacity, physically, realization, safeguard, self-discipline, self awareness, take out
«I have noticed that doctors who fail in the practice of medicine have a tendency to seek one another's company and aid in consultation. A doctor who cannot take out your appendix properly will recommend you to a doctor who will be unable to remove your tonsils with success.»
Author: Ernest Hemingway | Keywords: aid, appendix, consultation, doctors, Doctor Who, practice of medicine, recommend, take out, tendency, The Practice, with success
«What is in the marrow is hard to take out of the bone»
Author: Irish Sayings | Keywords: bone, marrow, take out
«Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: busy, collect, collects, crumpled, extra, garbage, garbage can, good guy, Good Thing, go around, guy, Meet The, napkin, napkins, party, Pretty Things, take out, Take That
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