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Letter "S" » sweaters
«Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.»
«My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.»
Author: Ed Wood | Keywords: girlfriend, stretched out, sweaters
«If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!»
«If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.»
«Remember when you used to watch TV in the Sixties and you'd see Perry Como in a cashmere sweater? That's what rock'n'roll is becoming. It's your parents' music.»
«If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater.»
«I have to much money invested in sweaters.»
«I still sweat. My guts are still grinding out there. Sometimes I have enough cotton in my mouth to knit a sweater.»
Author: Lee Trevino (Golfer) | About: Golf | Keywords: cotton, grinding, guts, sweater, sweaters
«My pen moves along the pagelike the snout of a strange animalshaped like a human armand dressed in the sleeve of a loose green sweater.»
Author: William Collins | Keywords: shaped, sleeve, snout, sweaters
«She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.»

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