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«There are moments, above all on June evenings, when the lakes that hold our moons are sucked into the earth, and nothing is left but wine and the touch of a hand.»
Author: Charles Morgan | Keywords: evenings, June, lakes, moons, sucked, The Touch
«The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.»
Author: Jeff Foxworthy | About: Funny | Keywords: designate, designated, designated driver, designates, desirable, driver, drop, drop off, fun, house, job, most desirable, program, programmed, sucked, suck in, suck up, The Night
«Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines»
Author: John Benfield | Keywords: eagles, engines, jet, jets, jet engines, soar, soared, sucked, suck in, suck up, The Eagles, weasel, weasels
«I used to want to be a Lawyer, but I didn't want to have half my brain sucked out.»
Author: Max Walker | About: Law and lawyers | Keywords: sucked
«Who's Tony Blair, did he get his dick sucked?, oh he ain't shit then...»
Author: Eminem (Rapper) | Keywords: Blair, dick, Oh He, shit, sucked, Tony, Tony Blair
«If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own dick on the wonder years instead of chasing winnie cooper. Besides, I wouldn't have sucked other people's dicks on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own dick? I think I'm gonna call the surgeon in the morning.»
Author: Marilyn Manson | About: Celebrity, Funny | Keywords: besides, chasing, cooper, dick, killing, On Stage, peoples, plus, puppies, removed, rib, ribbed, ribs, sucked, sucking, surgeon, surgeons
«Rays from the sunrise drew forth the buds and stretched them into long stalks, lifted up sap in noiseless streams, opened petals, and sucked out scents in invisible jets and breathings.»
Author: Thomas Hardy (Novelist, Poet) | Keywords: breathings, buds, Drew, jets, lifted, noiseless, rays, scents, stalked, stalking, stalks, streams, stretched, sucked
«And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed is the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked.»
Author: Bible | Keywords: sucked
«New York is a sucked orange.»
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson (Essayist, Lecturer, Poet) | About: America and Americans | Keywords: sucked
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