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«If you really want to torture me, sit me in a room strapped to a chair and put Mariah Carey's records on.»
Author: Cameron Diaz (Actress) | Keywords: Carey, chair, records, strap, strapped, straps, torture
«Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.»
Author: Emo Philips | Keywords: chewed, chewing, chews, chew up, leather, mornings, strap, strapped, straps
«If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | About: Cats, Funny | Keywords: back, back down, butter, buttered, CAT, cats, down, drop, drop back, drop by, drop down, drop in, drop out, feet, happens, land, lands, on land, side, sided, Side Out, strap, strapped, straps, toast, toasted, toasting
«Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot.»
Author: Ani Difranco (Guitarist, Singer, Song Writer) | Keywords: boot, booted, I wear, leg, leg it, mine, pant, panted, panting, pant leg, sleeve, strap, strapped, straps, underneath, up on, wear
«A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live.»
Author: Jesse Jackson (Baptist Minister, Civil-Rights Leader, Politician) | Keywords: bag, card, credit card, credit cards, Gucci, of value, strap, strapped, straps
«Charlotte: Is it safe? Are there stairs? What about sharp edges?Carrie: Charlotte, it's a death trap. We're just going to strap a pillow around the kid and hope for the best.»
Author: Sex and the City (TV series) | Keywords: Carrie, charlotte, edges, pillow, sharp, stairs, strap, strapped, straps, The Kid, trap
«We are double-edged blades, and every time we whet our virtue the return stroke straps our vice»
Author: Henry David Thoreau (Essayist, Philosopher, Poet) | Keywords: blades, double-edged, edged, strap, strapped, straps, stroke, The Return, whet, whets, whetted, whetting
«I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: babies, deep water, duck, ducks, fake, hat, mommy, Parties, party man, roar, Saturday, Saturday Night Live, stand up, strap, strapped, straps, sudden, swimming, take off, top hat, underwater
«A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razor strap. A thin book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat.»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | Keywords: atlas, big cat, caster, clasp, clasped, clasps, cover, fashioned, finest, flat, leather, noisy, old fashioned, pane, panes, razor, Razors, steady, strap, strapped, straps, The Finest, thick, Thick and Thin, volume
«And they wonder why we suicidal runnin round strapped.»
Author: Tupac Shakur (Artist) | Keywords: strapped, straps
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