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«He has a chance to make somebody move over on Mount Rushmore. He's working for his place on the coins and the postage stamps.»
Author: Henry Graff
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Chance,
Work
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coins, mount, Mount Rushmore, move over, postage, postage stamp, postage stamps, Rushmore, stamps
«Words are only postage stamps delivering the object for you to unwrap»
Author: George Bernard Shaw
(Critic, Essayist, Playwright)
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Words
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delivering, object, postage, postage stamp, postage stamps, stamping, stamps, stamp out, unwrap, unwrapping
«Yes! To this thought I hold with firm persistence; The last result of wisdom stamps it true; He only earns his freedom and existence Who daily conquers them anew.»
«I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
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Funny,
Television
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«Failure, then, failure! so the world stamps us at every turn. We strew it with our blunders, our misdeeds, our lost opportunities, with all the memorials of our inadequacy to our vocation. And with what a damning emphasis does it then blot us out! No easy fine, no mere apology or formal expiation, will satisfy the world's demands, but every pound of flesh exacted is soaked with all its blood. The subtlest forms of suffering known to man are connected with the poisonous humiliations incidental to these results.»
Author: William James
(Philosopher, Psychologist)
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apology, blot, blunders, connected, damning, emphasis, exacted, expiation, formal, humiliations, inadequacies, inadequacy, incidental, incidental to, memorials, poisonous, pound, soaked, stamps, strew, subtlest, vocation
«Designs in connection with postage stamps and coinage may be described, I think, as the silent ambassadors on national taste.»
Author: William Butler Yeats
(Dramatist, Poet, Writer)
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ambassadors, coinage, connection, described, designs, postage, postage stamp, postage stamps, stamps, The Ambassadors
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