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«Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
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Funny
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«I was raised the old-fashioned way, with a stern set of moral principles: Never lie, cheat, steal or knowingly spread a venereal disease. Never speed up to hit a pedestrian or, or course, stop to kick a pedestrian who has already been hit. From which it followed, of course, that one would never ever -- on pain of deletion from dozens of Christmas card lists across the country -- vote Republican.»
Author: Barbara Ehrenreich
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«I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)»
Author: Bill Hicks
(Comedian)
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«A well-run restaurant is like a winning baseball team. It makes the most of every crew member's talent and takes advantage of every split-second opportunity to speed up service.»
Author: David Ogilvy
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Restaurants
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baseball team, crew, crews, crew member, member, restaurant, speed, speed up, split, splits, splitting, split second, split up, team, The crew, The Restaurant
«In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place»
Author: Helen Rowland
| About:
Heart,
Love,
Men
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exceeding, limit, parked, somehow, sped, speed, speeded, speeded up, speeds, speed limit, speed up
«It is not by muscle, speed, or physical dexterity that great things are achieved, but by reflection, force of character, and judgment»
Author: Marcus Tullius Cicero
(Lawyer, Orator, Scholar, Statesman, Writer)
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«E = mc2 Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared.»
«Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, the past life and the neglected opportunity.»
Author: Proverb
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arrow, four, four things, neglected, neglecting, neglects, opportunity, past life, sped, speeded, speeded up, speeds, speed up, spoken, spoken word, word
«A cloud does not know why it moves in just such a direction and at such a speed...It feels an impulsion...this is the place to go now. But the sky knows the reasons and the patterns behind all clouds, and you will know, too, when you lift yourself high enough to see beyond horizons.»
Author: Richard Bach
(Writer)
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«I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
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civilization, Civilization I, come down, down, going, go down on, over, pull, pulling out, pull down, pull in, pull over, pull through, pull up, sped, speeded, speeded up, speeding, speeds, speed up
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