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«You may be sorry that you spoke, sorry you stayed or went, sorry you won or lost, sorry so much was spent. But as you go through life, you'll find - you're never sorry you were kind.»
Author: Herbert Prochnow | Keywords: go through, sorry, spent, spoke, stayed, went, won
«Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork.I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken.Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?»
Author: Jon Stewart (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: adulteries, adultery, commit, outsmart, pigs, pork, sorry, spoken, The Word, Word of God
«Vasectomy means not ever having to say you are sorry»
Author: Larry Adler | About: Sex | Keywords: sorry, vasectomy
«No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.»
Author: Bill Hicks (Comedian) | Keywords: anymore, ass, beat, car, do drugs, drugs, drug use, Great Houses, honestly, kids, laughed, Laugh It Off, laugh off, murdered, popular, raped, raping, robbed, sorry, went
«To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: carry, good idea, hey, sacked, sacks, Saturday, Saturday Night, Saturday Night Live, sorry, walk around
«Play fair. Don't hit people. Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.»
Author: Robert Fulghum | About: Play, Politeness, Relationships | Keywords: fair, Fair Play, hit, sorry
«We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.»
Author: Aesop (Author, Fabulist) | Keywords: gratified, gratifies, sorry
«The thief is sorry he is to be hanged, not that he is a thief»
Author: Proverb | Keywords: hanged, sorrier, sorriest, sorry, thief
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