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«My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!»
Author: Henny Youngman | Keywords: complains, get out, headaches, My Son, Son
«My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth - that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally - but I didn't want to upset him.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | About: Death and dying, Funny | Keywords: bodies, bunch, buried, dirt, eternally, guess, Son, upset, upsets, upsetting, worm-eaten, worms
«If you can keep your wits about you while all others are losing theirs, and blaming you. . . . The world will be yours and everything in it, what's more, you'll be a man, my son.»
Author: Rudyard Kipling | Keywords: blaming, losing, My Son, Son, wits
«Never cease loving a person, and never give up hope for him, for even the prodigal son who had fallen most low, could still be saved; the bitterest enemy and also he who was your friend could again be your friend; love that has grown cold can kindle»
Author: Soren Kierkegaard (Philosopher, Theologian) | About: Love | Keywords: bitterest, cease, cold, fallen, give up, grown, kindle, kindling, loving, low, prodigal, Prodigal Son, saved, Son, Son o, The Prodigal Son
«Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: beer, daddies, fake, faked, fakes, faking, I.D., Id, IDs, kids, Son
«OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I'LL KILL YOU!»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: O.K., ok, Son
«Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.»
Author: George Bernard Shaw (Critic, Essayist, Playwright) | Keywords: fret, frets, fretted, fretting, occur, Son
«May you have a bright future - as the chimney sweep said to his son.»
Author: Irish Sayings | Keywords: Bright Future, chimney, chimneys, his son, Son, sweep
«Lord Denethor is Boromir's father. To bring him news of his beloved son's death would be most unwise. And don't mention Frodo or the ring. And say nothing of Aragorn either. In fact, it's best if you don't speak at all, Peregrin Took.»
Author: J.R.R. Tolkien (Author, Writer) | Keywords: beloved, Father, Fathers and Sons, in fact, mention, mentioning, news, ring, Son, The Ring, took, unwise
«O war! thou son of Hell!»
Author: William Shakespeare (Dramatist, Playwright, Poet) | Keywords: Son, Son of
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