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«Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.»
Author: Mike Harding
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«I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.»
«An orgasm is just a reflex, like a sneeze»
«We have scarcely gotten home . . . when our children's sneezes greet us, skinned knees bleed after waiting all day to do so.»
«I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.»
Author: James Thurber
(Writer)
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«I don't know when pepper mills in a restaurant got to be right behind frankincense and myrrh in prominence. It used to be in a little jar that sat next to the salt on the table and everyone passed it around, sneezed, and it was no big deal.»
Author: Erma Bombeck
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«Speak roughly to your little boy, / And beat him when he sneezes: / He only does it to annoy, / Because he knows it teases.»
Author: Lewis Carroll
(Logician, Mathematician, Novelist, Photographer)
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«Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
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«The Autocrat of Russia possesses more power than any other man in the earth; but he cannot stop a sneeze»
«I had rather munch a crust of brown bread and an onion in a corner, without any more ado or ceremony, than feed upon turkey at another man?s table, where one is fain to sit mincing and chewing his meat an hour together, drink little, be always wiping his fingers and his chops, and never dare to cough nor sneeze, though he has never so much a mind to it, nor do a many things which a body may do freely by one?s self.»
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