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«Once you have heard the lark, known the swish of feet through hill-top grass and smelt the earth made ready for the seed, you are never again going to be fully happy about the cities and towns that man carries like a crippling weight upon his back.»
Author: Gwyn Thomas | Keywords: carry back, crippling, lark, larks, smelt, smelted, smelts, swish, towns
«I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!»
Author: Monty Python | Keywords: animal, empty-headed, empty, fart, farts, Father, food, general, hamster, headed, smelt, smelted, smelts, talk to, trough, troughs, wiper
«My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.»
Author: Penn Jillett | About: Internet | Keywords: creeps, creep in, creep up, crept, favorite, favorites, get to, go into, internet, Internet in, private, smell, smelled, smelt, The Internet
«Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live.»
Author: Dorothy Parker (Poet, Writer) | Keywords: acids, as well, awful, cramp, cramped, cramping, cramps, damp, damps, drugged, drugging, drugs, gas, gases, guns, lawful, nooses, Razors, rivers, River The, smelled, smells, smelt, stain, stains
«A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.»
Author: Henry Louis Mencken (Critic, Journalist) | Keywords: coffin, coffins, cynic, flowers, looks, smelled, smells, smelt
«Fish and visitors smell in three days.»
Author: Benjamin Franklin (Inventor, Philosopher, Printer, Scientist, Statesman, Writer) | Keywords: days, fish, fished, How to fish, smell, smelled, smelt, The Visitors, visitors
«My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?»
Author: Erma Bombeck | Keywords: block, blocked, blocking, block out, cares, catch, catch fire, door, fire, housework, item, Let It Be, multiplied by, multiplies, multiply, multiplying, refrigerator, refrigerators, smell, smelled, smelt, theory
«Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed»
Author: Josh Billings (Humorist) | About: Flattery | Keywords: cologne, cologne water, flattery, smelt, smelted, smelts, swallowed
«Take time to smell the roses»
Author: Proverb | Keywords: roses, smell, smelled, smelt
«Cry 'Havoc', and let slip the dogs of war, that this foul deed shall smell above the earth with carrion men, groaning for burial»
Author: William Shakespeare (Dramatist, Playwright, Poet) | Keywords: above, burial, carrion, cry, deed, dogs, foul, fouled, fouler, foulest, fouling, fouls, foul up, groaned, groaning, havoc, slip, slipping, slip by, slip in, slip on, slip up, smell, smelled, smelt, the Earth, war cry
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