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«Bush is smart. I don't think that Bush will ever be impeached, 'cause unlike Clinton, Reagan, or even his father, George W. is immune from scandal. Because, if George W. testifies that he had no idea what was going on, wouldn't you believe him?»
«A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them.»
«A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, big or small, young or old. He doesn't care if you're not smart, not popular, not a good joke-teller, not the best athlete, nor the best-looking person. To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born. You are his friend and protector.»
Author: Louis Sabin
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Dogs,
Friendship
| Keywords:
athlete, better-looking, joke, old person, popular, rich person, small person, smart, smartest, teller, tellers, The N
«Being a Southern person and a blonde, it's not a good combination. Immediately, when people meet you, they think of you as not being smart.»
Author: Reese Witherspoon
(Actress)
| Keywords:
blonde, blondes, combination, immediately, smart, southern
«Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.»
«Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.»
«For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless, and then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.»
Author: Bill Bryson
(Writer)
| Keywords:
computer, computer programmer, Computer programmers, edge, expensive, incredibly, in short, leading, leading edge, long time, machine, match, matching, occurred, programmer, programmers, puzzled, puzzles, puzzling, smart, smarted, smarting, smarts, Something Stupid, time machine, useless
«Our egos tells us we're the only ones that have any kind of feelings. We're the only ones with a relationship. We're the only ones with family. You know, I think that if you kill a spider, there is a relationship that you're ruining. There's a conversation going on outside with the other spiders. 'Did you hear about Chris?....Killed yeah....Sneaker. And now Stephanie has nine hundred babies to raise all alone. Well, she's got her legs full I'll tell you that right now. Chris was so kind, wouldn't hurt a fly. It's just been tough for them lately. They just lost their web last week. Those humans think they're so smart. Let them try shooting silk out of their butt and see what they can make.'»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres
(Actress, Comedian)
| Keywords:
babies, butt, butted, butting, butts, butt in, Chris, egos, humans, human relationship, killed, lately, legs, let fly, let us know, Nine hundred, one shot, raise, Right Now, ruining, shooting, shootings, silk, silks, smart, sneaker, spider, spiders, The Only Ones, tough, web, week, yeah
«Every time a football player goes to ply his trade he's got to play from the ground up -- from the soles of his feet right up to his head. Every inch of him has to play. Some guys play with their heads. That's OK You've got to be smart to be number one in any business. But more importantly, you've got to play with your heart, with every fiber of your body. If you're lucky enough to find a guy with a lot of head and a lot of heart, he's never going to come off the field second.»
Author: Vince Lombardi
(Coach)
| Keywords:
come off, every inch, fiber, fibers, field, football, football field, football player, get off the ground, guys, heads, head off, importantly, inch, lucky, most importantly, number one, O.K., ok, player, playing field, plies, ply, plying, right field, Second Coming, smart, soles, The Field, the Football, The Second Coming, trade
«Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em.»
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