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«As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.»
Author: Alan King (Comic) | About: Food, Pleasure, Sex | Keywords: good egg, only if, salami, Salamis, sliced, slices, slicing, thickly
«Our hamburgers, made from the flesh of chemically impregnated cattle, had been broiled over counterfeit charcoal, placed between slices of artificially flavored cardboard and served to us by recycled juvenile delinquents»
Author: Jean Michel Chapereau | About: Food | Keywords: artificially, broil, broiled, broiling, cardboard, cattle, charcoal, counterfeit, delinquent, delinquents, flavored, hamburgers, impregnate, impregnated, juvenile, juveniles, recycle, recycled, recycling, served, sliced, slices
«Brie with the rind sliced off is among the most essential tokens of yuppiedom.»
Author: Stratford P. Sherman | Keywords: Brie, rind, sliced, slices, slicing, The Tokens, tokens
«For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.»
Author: Alfred Hitchcock (Film Director) | Keywords: cake, cinema, piece of cake, slice, sliced, slices, slicing
«Sleep... Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death....»
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (Poet) | Keywords: loathe, loathed, loathes, sleep, sliced, slices, slicing
«He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food»
Author: Raymond Chandler (Writer) | About: Food | Keywords: inconspicuous, slice, sliced, slices, slicing, tarantula
«Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing»
Author: Fran Lebowitz (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: axe, bread, nourishing, sliced, slices, slicing
«For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: freshness, jar, jarring, jars, lemon, scientists, slice, sliced, slices, slicing, tip, tips
«A cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing»
Author: Samuel Johnson (Critic, Poet, Writer) | Keywords: be well, cucumber, cucumbers, good-for-nothing, pepper, peppered, peppers, sliced, slices, vinegar
«There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: air, in the air, near, pizza, pizzas, sells, sliced, slices, slicing, tosses, tossing, toss in, toss out, Toss Up, triangle, triangles
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