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«She is a girl so I wouldn?t slap her. I would lock her in a room full of spiders and let her think about what she?s doing to the youth of America.»
«Slap some keys on her and we'll have a piano.»
«To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms but the devil slapped on the genitals.»
«Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. It's the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. If they knew what we were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping us.»
«Solve it. Solve it quickly, solve it right or wrong. If you solve it wrong, it will come back and slap you in the face, and then you can solve it right. Lying dead in the water and doing nothing is a comfortable alternative because it is without risk, but it is an absolutely fatal way to manage a business.»
Author: Thomas J. Watson
(Entrepreneur, Founder)
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alternative, come back, doing nothing, manage, Right or Wrong, slap, slapped, slapping, slaps
«Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.»
«Straight men need to be emasculated. I'm sorry. They all need to be slapped around. Women have been kept down for too long. Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once.»
«When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
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«The man with a host of friends who slaps on the back everybody he meets is regarded as the friend of nobody»
«A friend of mine was asked to a costume ball a short time ago. He slapped some egg on his face and went as a liberal economist.»
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