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«She is a girl so I wouldn?t slap her. I would lock her in a room full of spiders and let her think about what she?s doing to the youth of America.»
Author: Brandon Boyd | Keywords: lock, slap, slapped, slapping, slaps, slap on, spiders
«A slap and a tickle Is all that the fickle Male Ever has in his head»
Author: Cole Porter (Composer, Lyricist) | Keywords: fickle, slap, slapped
«Slap some keys on her and we'll have a piano.»
Author: Daryl F. Zanuck (Producer) | Keywords: keys, piano, slap, slapped, slapping, slaps, slap on
«If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!»
Author: Eric Cartman | Keywords: chicks, hey, kick, knit, knits, knitted, knitting, missy, sissies, sissy, slap, slapped, sweater, sweaters
«Brad [Pitt], poor geezer, was blown up, thrown around, burned, slapped, frozen. But never a moan or a whine. Now that's what I call a real star.»
Author: Guy Ritchie (Film Director) | Keywords: blown, blown up, brad, Brad Pitt, burned, frozen, geezer, moan, Pitt, slapped
«Solve it. Solve it quickly, solve it right or wrong. If you solve it wrong, it will come back and slap you in the face, and then you can solve it right. Lying dead in the water and doing nothing is a comfortable alternative because it is without risk, but it is an absolutely fatal way to manage a business.»
Author: Thomas J. Watson (Entrepreneur, Founder) | Keywords: alternative, come back, doing nothing, manage, Right or Wrong, slap, slapped, slapping, slaps
«Anyone who slaps a 'this page is best viewed with Browser X' label on a Web page appears to be yearning for the bad old days, before the Web, when you had very little chance of reading a document written on another computer, another word processor, or another network.»
Author: Tim Berners-Lee (Physicist) | Keywords: browser, document, documenting, documents, label, network, processor, slapped, slaps, viewed, web, web page, word processor, yearning
«Never slap a man who chews tobacco.»
Author: Willard Scott | Keywords: chews, slap, slapped, tobacco
«Straight men need to be emasculated. I'm sorry. They all need to be slapped around. Women have been kept down for too long. Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once.»
Author: Madonna (Actress, Singer) | Keywords: emasculated, slapped, slapping, slaps, slap on, tongue in
«A friend of mine was asked to a costume ball a short time ago. He slapped some egg on his face and went as a liberal economist.»
Author: Ronald Reagan (President) | Keywords: costume, costumes, costuming, economist, egg, egg on, liberal, slapped, slapping, slaps, slap on
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