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«She is a girl so I wouldn?t slap her. I would lock her in a room full of spiders and let her think about what she?s doing to the youth of America.»
Author: Brandon Boyd | Keywords: lock, slap, slapped, slapping, slaps, slap on, spiders
«Slap some keys on her and we'll have a piano.»
Author: Daryl F. Zanuck (Producer) | Keywords: keys, piano, slap, slapped, slapping, slaps, slap on
«To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms but the devil slapped on the genitals.»
Author: Don Schrader | Keywords: genitals, legs, slapped, slapping, slaps, slap on, torso
«You slapped my faceOh but so gently I smiledAt the caress.»
Author: William Carlos Williams (Poet) | Keywords: caress, Caresses, gently, slapped, slapping, slaps, slap on, smiled
«Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.»
Author: Katharine Hepburn | Keywords: belt, belting, belts, belt up, feather, head, slap, slapped, slapping, slaps, slap on, sledgehammer, wrist, wrists
«Straight men need to be emasculated. I'm sorry. They all need to be slapped around. Women have been kept down for too long. Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once.»
Author: Madonna (Actress, Singer) | Keywords: emasculated, slapped, slapping, slaps, slap on, tongue in
«When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: doctor, slapped, slapping, slaps, slap on, The Doctor, ugly
«The man with a host of friends who slaps on the back everybody he meets is regarded as the friend of nobody»
Author: Aristotle (Philosopher, Physician, Scientist) | Keywords: host, meets, regarded, slapped, slapping, slaps, slap on
«A friend of mine was asked to a costume ball a short time ago. He slapped some egg on his face and went as a liberal economist.»
Author: Ronald Reagan (President) | Keywords: costume, costumes, costuming, economist, egg, egg on, liberal, slapped, slapping, slaps, slap on
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