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«Isn't that the whole integrity of this fuckin' band to do different shit? We've always tried to avoid following what everyone else is doing, It's a challenge to come up with things that are original. It's not easy, but that's part of the fun.»
Author: Lars Ulrich (Drummer) | Keywords: come up, Fuckin, shit
«One?s own shit doesn?t smell»
Author: Old Russian saying | Keywords: shit, smell
«There's nothing I like better than a film that really works, provided you don't have to deal with all the shit that comes afterwards in terms of getting what you're entitled to.»
Author: Sean Connery (Actor, Film Director, Producer) | Keywords: entitled, in terms of, shit
«It's funny how all the magazines can dwell on my race, but they could never say that my shit is whack because they know my shit is tight!»
Author: Eminem (Rapper) | Keywords: dwell on, magazines, shit, tight, whack, whacked, whacking, whacks
«No, I don't think people really give a shit about that (meeting one's maker) unless they're completely bamboozled by religious superstition - to live your life in planning for this good time you're going to have in the sky»
Author: Frank Zappa (Composer, Guitarist, Satirist, Song Writer) | Keywords: bamboozle, bamboozled, bamboozles, Good Time, maker, meeting, planning, shit, superstition
«I read that I was in bed with her, which is a ton of shit. I have met her and it went like this: 'How do you do?' 'Hello, how are you?' Now when anyone asks about my affair with Madonna I say no, wrong - it was the Pope. He swept me off my feet.»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: affair, asks, bed, hello, hellos, how-do-you-do, I Say No, like this, Madonna, met, pope, popes, Pope I, shit, shits, sweep over, sweep through, sweep up, swept, the pope, The Popes, the shits, ton, went
«Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | About: Comedy, Friends, Laziness | Keywords: helped, helping, load, shit, stay put, truck, trucks, week
«It's great to be here. I thank you. Ah, I've been on the road doing comedy for ten years now, so bear with me while I plaster on a fake smile and plough through this shit one more time.»
Author: Bill Hicks (Comedian) | Keywords: comedy, fake, on the road, plaster, plasters, plough, shit, thank you
«Son, in politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad»
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson (President) | Keywords: chicken, chicken salad, Chicken Shit, overnight, salad, shit, turn to
«Shit floats to the top»
Author: Proverb | Keywords: floats, shit
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