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«If you think you know what the hell is going on, you're probably full of shit.»
«I, on the other hand, am a fully-rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me»
Author: Rowan Atkinson
(Actor)
| Keywords:
diploma, diplomas, kicked, knocks, on the other hand, rounded, School of, shit, The school, the University, university
«Before you kill something make sure you have something better to replace it with; something better than political opportunist slamming hate horse shit in the public park.»
Author: Charles Bukowski
(Novelist, Poet, Writer)
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opportunist, opportunists, park, public park, replace, shit, slamming, slams
«Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too.»
Author: Chris Rock
| About:
African American,
Sports
| Keywords:
basketball, black people, dominate, heated, hockey, in the United States, population, rink, shit, sports, Take That, tennis
«I'm not insecure. I've been through way too much f**king sh*t to be insecure. I've got huge balls. But I've been humbled. That makes you grateful for every day you have.»
«I am ready for whatever's coming. I expect nothing but to be let down or turned away. I am alone. Goddamn. The shit hurts sometimes, but I realize what I am, what I have become. The alien man waved his arms up and down and noticed that he couldn't wave in the right language so he stopped.»
«He can't get away with that shit [that he's the sexiest man alive] at home. He's not Brad Pitt. He's Brad, pick up your stuff. He's Brad, shut the door. He's my Brad.»
«Boys, I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.»
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson
(President)
| Keywords:
boys, chicken, chicken salad, Chicken Shit, salad, shit
«Children always understand. They have open minds. They have built-in shit detectors.»
«I'm going to do damage with it. I'll make sure that my work gets out. That no publisher will ever be able to tell me to take things out. Because I'll put it out myself. The more money I earn, the less they can stop me. Where I come from it's called fuck you money because I don't have to take an ounce of shit from anybody.»
Author: Michael Moore
(Author, Film Director)
| Keywords:
damage, earn, fuck, fuck you, ounce, publisher, publishers, shit
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