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«I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear.»
Author: Calvin Klein (Fashion designer) | Keywords: boyfriend, boyfriends, incredibly, sexy, shirt, T, T shirt, underwear
«Pride is the shirt of the soul, put on first and put off last»
Author: George Swinnock | About: Pride, Soul | Keywords: put off, shirt
«Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.»
Author: Jerry Seinfeld (Actor, Comedian) | About: Funny | Keywords: bloodstain, detergent, detergents, laundries, laundry, shirt, T, take out, the Wash, T shirt, wash
«There's nothing like it, but it's not as good as you think it's going to be. . . . I was disappointed because there are records of people finding things that have been there for years. I was hoping for a shirt button, or my club's badge -- but not a sausage.»
Author: Billy Connolly (Actor) | Keywords: badge, badges, button, club, hoping, records, sausage, sausages, shirt, shirt button
«I get to be a kid now, because I wasn't a kid when I was supposed to be one. But in some ways, I'm like an old woman-lived it, seen it, done it, been there, have the T-shirt.»
Author: Drew Barrymore (Actress) | About: Age, Children | Keywords: old woman, shirt, T, The T, T shirt
«I would like to see the Pope wearing my T-shirt.»
Author: Madonna (Actress, Singer) | Keywords: pope, shirt, T, the pope, T shirt, wearing
«Sales man: You got time for lunch?Homer: Yeah..but I usually have 2 or 3.Salesman: You like thai?Homer: Yeah, ya like shirt?»
Author: Matt Groening (Cartoonist) | About: Food, Funny | Keywords: homer, salesman, shirt, Thai
«I decided to join Barcelona because it's a sunny place. They are building for the future and want to win titles, and they have the conditions to do it. And I wanted to go there because it is an honour to play in the shirt of a team who have had great»
Author: Ronaldo (Soccer Player) | About: Cities, Future, Play | Keywords: Barcelona, honour, shirt, sunny, titles
«My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.»
Author: Roseanne Barr (Host) | Keywords: cracker, crackers, Jerry, jerry springer, kit, polyester, shirt, springer, stretch, the skinny, T shirt, whiz, whizzing
«I do not mean to suggest for a moment that all it takes to be a top executive is a custom-tailored European suit. You also need the correct shirt and tie.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: custom, European, executive, shirt, suggest, suit, tailor, tailored, tailoring, The Europeans, The Tailor, tie, top executive
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