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«God is, as it were, the sewer into which all contradictions flow»
Author: Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel (Inventor, Philosopher) | About: God | Keywords: as it were, contradictions, sewer, sewers
«The smallest patch of green to arrest the monotony of asphalt and concrete is as important to the value of real estate as streets, sewers and convenient shopping.»
Author: James Felt | Keywords: arrest, asphalt, concrete, convenient, estate, monotony, patch, real estate, sewers, shopping
«A lot of people would rather tour sewers than visit their cousins.»
Author: Jane Howard | Keywords: cousins, sewers, tour, touring
«The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.»
Author: John Madden (Analyst, Football coach) | Keywords: sewer, sewers
«Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.»
Author: Tom Lehrer (Mathematician, Singer, Song Writer) | About: Life | Keywords: sewer, sewers
«Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.»
Author: Wilson Mizner | Keywords: Hollywood, Ritz, sewer, sewers, The Ritz
«A trip through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat.»
Author: Wilson Mizner | Keywords: bottomed, sewer, sewers
«SYLPH, n. An immaterial but visible being that inhabited the air when the air was an element and before it was fatally polluted with factory smoke, sewer gas and similar products of civilization. Sylphs were allied to gnomes, nymphs and salamanders, which dwelt, respectively, in earth, water and fire, all now insalubrious. Sylphs, like fowls of the air, were male and female, to no purpose, apparently, for if they had progeny they must have nested in accessible places, none of the chicks having ever been seen.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce (Editor, Journalist, Writer) | Keywords: accessible, chicks, fatally, gnome, gnomes, immaterial, inhabited, insalubrious, nymph, nymphs, polluted, progeny, respectively, salamander, Salamanders, sewers, sewer gas, sylph, Sylphs
«Lincoln marked the half-way post on the road to the sewers (in presidents)»
Author: Henry Louis Mencken (Critic, Journalist) | Keywords: Lincoln, marked, on the road, post, Presidents, sewers
«Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy.»
Author: William S. Burroughs | Keywords: beg, Beg to, client, crawl, junk, merchandise, sales, sales talk, sewer, sewers, The Client
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