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«I was lousy in school. Real screwed up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's why I became an actor.»
Author: Anthony Hopkins
(Actor, Film Director)
| Keywords:
actor, antisocial, became, bother, Brains, kids, lousy, moron, morons, screwed, screwing, student
«A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.»
«Friends are like fiddle strings; they must not be screwed too tight.»
«I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.»
«If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.»
«A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time.»
«Men get laid, but women get screwed.»
«MILLENNIUM, n. The period of a thousand years when the lid is to be screwed down, with all reformers on the under side.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce
(Editor, Journalist, Writer)
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lid, lids, screwed, The Millennium, The Under
«I know certain actors are totally screwed up on drugs, yet it gets covered up. Why wasn't I excused for 'exhaustion' or 'the flu'?»
Author: Drew Barrymore
(Actress)
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Actors and acting
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actors, covered, covered up, excused, exhaustion, flu, screwed, totally, up on
«If a feller screwed up his face when he asked for credit like he does when he's asked to settle, he wouldn't get it»
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