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«Assumption is the mother of the screw-up»
«Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.»
«A manager's job is simple. For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw up all that smart stuff your organization did last December.»
Author: Earl Weaver
| About:
Managers
| Keywords:
December, games, manager, one hundred, one hundred sixty, screw, screw up, sixty-two, sixty
«I feel there are two people inside me - me and my intuition. If I go against her, she'll screw me every time, and if I follow her, we get along quite nicely.»
Author: Kim Basinger
(Actress)
| About:
Intuition
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against, against time, along, as follows, feel, follow, follow through, get along, go against, her, inside, insides, intuition, intuitions, I go, nicely, quite, quite an, screw, screwing, screws, screw up, She, two, two times
«As they say around the [Texas] Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.»
«Chandler: I can't say hump or screw in front of the b-a-b-y... I just spelled the wrong words didn't I?»
«I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| About:
Church,
Humor,
Nations,
Separation
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«I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.»
«In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here they'll always be known as screw-boys.»
Author: Jack Handy
(Writer)
| Keywords:
boys, cyclone, idiot, known as, merry-go-round, merry, Others The, round, screw, The Idiot, tornado, tornadoes
«But screw your courage to the sticking-place and we'll not fail.»
Author: William Shakespeare
(Dramatist, Playwright, Poet)
| About:
Courage
| Keywords:
screw, sticking
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