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«Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!»
Author: Eric Cartman | Keywords: dad, Kenny, paying, Scotch, too bad
«My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.»
Author: Igor Stravinsky | Keywords: Scotch, whiskey
«Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.»
Author: Joe E. Lewis (Comedian, Singer) | About: Funny | Keywords: Scotch, thirsty
«Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake.»
Author: Marian Burros | Keywords: brandies, brandy, cake, cream, Grand Marnier, jam, jammed, jams, Kahlua, mustard, Scotch, turkey
«I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.»
Author: Humphrey Bogart (Actor) | Keywords: Scotch, switched
«Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: bartender, bartenders, nerves, Scotch, set up
«When a good bottle of Scotch cost more than a barrel of oil, you're in trouble»
Author: Proverb | Keywords: barrel, bottle, in trouble, oil, Scotch
«Well, between Scotch and nothin', I suppose I'd take Scotch. It's the nearest thing to good moonshine I can find.»
Author: William Faulkner (Novelist, Writer) | Keywords: moonshine, nearest, Scotch
«The Irish are hearty, the Scotch plausible, the French polite, the Germans good-natured, the Italians courtly, the Spaniards reserved and decorous - the English alone seem to exist in taking and giving offense»
Author: William Hazlitt (Writer) | About: Civilization, Country | Keywords: courtly, decorous, Germans, Good Natured, hearty, Italians, Italian A, offense, plausible, polite, reserved, Scotch, Spaniard, the French, The Italian
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