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«Scientists have proven that it's impossible to long-jump 30 feet, but I don't listen to that kind of talk. Thoughts like that have a way of sinking into your feet.»
«Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
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«Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
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«There are but few saints amongst scientists, as among other men, but truth itself is a goal comparable with sanctity.»
«The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive»
«Scientists often have a naive faith that if only they could discover enough facts about a problem, these facts would somehow arrange themselves in a compelling and true solution»
Author: Theodosius Dobzhansky
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«Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.»
Author: Frank Zappa
(Composer, Guitarist, Satirist, Song Writer)
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«There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth.»
Author: Marie Curie
(Physicist)
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«See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only see what you were expecting. Most scientists forget that.»
Author: Douglas Adams
(Writer)
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expecting, First test, later, otherwise, scientists, test, The Scientists
«Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of them.»
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