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«Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.»
Author: Anthony Burgess (Critic, Man of letter, Novelist) | About: Life | Keywords: gray, Saturday, wretched
«Satire is what closes on Saturday night.»
Author: George S. Kaufman (Printer) | Keywords: closes, satire, Saturday
«Of all the days that's in the week / I dearly love but one day - / And that's the day that comes betwixt / A Saturday and Monday.»
Author: Henry Carey | Keywords: betwixt, dearly, Monday, Saturday, The Week
«Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you»
Author: Ogden Nash (Writer) | About: Age, Ageing, Funny, Priorities | Keywords: at home, middle, middle age, ringed, rings, ring out, Ring The, ring up, rung, Saturday, Saturday Night, sitting, sittings, telephone, telephones
«It's the national addiction: warmth on chilly winter nights, innocence on Saturday afternoons, the essence of hearth, home and blissful abandon.»
Author: Patricia Linden | Keywords: abandon, addiction, afternoons, blissful, chilly, hearth, hearths, nights, Saturday, The National, warmth
«Liverpool can be very lonely on a Saturday night, and it's only Thursday morning.»
Author: Paul Angelis | Keywords: Saturday, Saturday Night, Thursday, Thursdays
«Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: demand, march, on the way, rights, Saturday, Saturday Night, Saturday Night Live, slam, slamming, slams, talking, talking to, way out
«I enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and counting all the dead people»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | Keywords: counting, rerun, reruns, Saturday, Saturday Night, Saturday Night Live, The Dead, watching
«I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: babies, deep water, duck, ducks, fake, hat, mommy, Parties, party man, roar, Saturday, Saturday Night Live, stand up, strap, strapped, straps, sudden, swimming, take off, top hat, underwater
«I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.»
Author: Woody Allen (Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter) | Keywords: Gentile, Jewish, most especially, raised, Saturday, shave, shaved, shaves, tradition
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