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«If you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.»
Author: Alex Agase | About: Advice | Keywords: advise, afternoon, Monday, Right Thing, Saturday, seconds
«A Christian is a man who feels Repentance on a Sunday For what he did on Saturday And is going to do on Monday»
Author: Thomas Russell Ybarra | About: Christianity | Keywords: Monday, repentance, Saturday
«A Christian is a man who feels repentance on Sunday for what he did on Saturday and is going to do on Monday.»
Author: Thomas Ybarra | About: Christianity | Keywords: Monday, Saturday
«God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.»
Author: William Bragg, Sr. | About: Devil, God | Keywords: electromagnetics, Friday, Monday, Saturday, Tuesday, wave theory
«Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.»
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson (President) | Keywords: bath, Saturday, Saturday Night
«If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a Saturday night... your friends.»
Author: Sarah Jessica Parker (Actress) | About: Friends | Keywords: Saturday, take out
«If you want a neat wife, choose her on a Saturday»
Author: Benjamin Franklin (Inventor, Philosopher, Printer, Scientist, Statesman, Writer) | Keywords: neat, Saturday
«Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: falls, guess, guy, leans, regular, regulars, Saturday, Saturday Night, Saturday Night Live, trap, trap door, window
«It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money. - Deep Thoughts ( Saturday Night Live)»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: back and forth, forth, guess, rocking, Saturday, Saturday Night, Saturday Night Live, sitting, sit back, wanting
«Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.»
Author: Woody Allen (Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter) | About: Dating, Funny | Keywords: bisexuality, date, doubles, Saturday, Saturday Night
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