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«No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.»
Author: Alfred E. Smith (Governor) | Keywords: Claus, Clauses, fireplace, fireplaces, hung, local, municipal, official, sane, Santa, Santa Claus, stocking, stockings
«One of the problems we have in this country is that too many adults believe in Santa Claus, and too many children don't»
Author: Lee Lauer | Keywords: Santa
«Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year»
Author: Victor Borge (Comedian, Pianist) | About: Funny | Keywords: Claus, Clauses, Santa, Santa Claus, visit
«The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | Keywords: Bad Girl, Bad Girls, Girls, jollier, jolly, main, Santa
«What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.»
Author: Nancy Cartwright (Actress) | Keywords: helper, jump, Santa, That Dog
«Texas, to be respected must be polite. Santa Anna living, can be of incalculable benefit to Texas; Santa Anna dead, would just be another dead Mexican.»
Author: Sam Houston (General, Lawyer, Politician) | Keywords: anna, be polite, incalculable, polite, respected, respect for the dead, Santa, Santa Anna, Texas, The Mexican
«Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.»
Author: Samuel Butler | Keywords: Claus, Clauses, Santa, Santa Claus, shoots
«The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | About: Funny | Keywords: Alaska, Bermuda, Bermuda Triangle, Claus, Clauses, missing, moved, moved to, Santa, Santa Claus, tired of, triangle, triangles, weather
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