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«I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.»
Author: Dick Gregory | Keywords: After Dark, dude, dudes, neighborhood, Santa
«Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.»
Author: Gary Allan | About: Christmas, Song Lyrics | Keywords: naughty, Santa, trip
«Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don't, who will?»
Author: Jon Bon Jovi (Actor, Musician, Rock singer) | Keywords: as if by magic, believe in, clause, hell, in love, magic, Santa
«Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.»
Author: Richard Lamm | About: Christmas | Keywords: adults, deficit, Deficits, Santa
«I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.»
Author: Shirley Temple (Actress, Diplomat) | Keywords: autograph, autographed, autographing, autographs, Claus, Clauses, department, department store, Department Stores, Santa, Santa Claus
«After today, I'll bet Santa takes a shovel to the reindeer stalls to fill your stocking.»
Author: Bill Watterson (Author) | Keywords: after, bet, betting, fill, in stock, I Bet You, reindeer, Santa, shovel, shoveling, stalling, stalls, stocked, stocked with, stocking, stockings, takes, you bet
«God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat»
Author: Henry Louis Mencken (Critic, Journalist) | About: God | Keywords: Claus, Clauses, democrat, Republican, Santa, Santa Claus
«Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.»
Author: Henry Louis Mencken (Critic, Journalist) | About: Democracy | Keywords: Arcadia, category, Category As, Claus, Clauses, in the same category, put in, Santa, Santa Claus
«If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | About: Funny | Keywords: Better Late Than Never, blame, Claus, Clauses, discovers, Good Thing, kid, later, later on, Santa, Santa Claus, steal
«Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: Christmas, Claus, Clauses, drinking, early, everyone else, One House, pleasant, Santa, Santa Claus, seven, six, six times
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