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«There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.»
Author: Billy Joel
(Pianist, Singer, Song Writer)
| About:
Sex
| Keywords:
butter, buttered, jellies, jelly, peanut, peanut butter, sandwich, sandwiches, Sandwich Is
«I don't need music, lobster or wineWhenever your eyes look into mine;The things I long for are simple and few:A cup of coffee, a sandwich--and you!»
Author: Billy Rose
(Composer, Entrepreneur)
| Keywords:
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«Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.»
Author: Jim Carrey
(Actor)
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«If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.»
Author: Vance Havner
| Keywords:
gospel, prodigal, Prodigal Son, sandwich, sandwiches, Sandwich Is, Social gospel, The Prodigal Son
«In three minutes, 98 percent of all the matter there is or will ever be has been produced. We have a universe. It is a place of the most wondrous and gratifying possibility, and beautiful, too. And it was all done in about the time it takes to make a sandwich.»
Author: Bill Bryson
(Writer)
| Keywords:
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«There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.»
Author: Charlie Brown
| Keywords:
butter, flavor, peanut, peanut butter, sandwich, sandwiches, Sandwich Is, unrequited
«Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise.»
Author: Mary Kay Ash
(businesswoman)
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every bit, layered, layers, sandwich, sandwiches, Sandwich Is
«Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
chicken, duck, ducks, for free, informed, ordered, ringing, rules of order, sandwich, sandwiches, Sandwich Is, sub, subway, touch down
«HEART, n. An automatic, muscular blood-pump. Figuratively, this useful organ is said to be the esat of emotions and sentiments --a very pretty fancy which, however, is nothing but a survival of a once universal belief. It is now known that the sentiments and emotions reside in the stomach, being evolved from food by chemical action of the gastric fluid. The exact process by which a beefsteak becomes a feeling --tender or not, according to the age of the animal from which it was cut; the successive stages of elaboration through which a caviar sandwich is transmuted to a quaint fancy and reappears as a pungent epigram; the marvelous functional methods of converting a hard-boiled egg into religious contrition, or a cream-puff into a sigh of sensibility --these things have been patiently ascertained by M. Pasteur, and by him expounded with convincing lucidity. (See, also, my monograph, _The Essential Identity of the Spiritual Affections and Certain Intestinal Gases Freed in Digestion_ --4to, 687 pp.) In a scientific work entitled, I believe, _Delectatio Demonorum_ (John Camden Hotton, London, 1873) this view of the sentiments receives a striking illustration; and for further light consult Professor Dam's famous treatise on _Love as a Product of Alimentary Maceration_.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce
(Editor, Journalist, Writer)
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«As the Sandwich-Islander believes that the strength and valor of the enemy he kills passes into himself, so we gain the strength of the temptations we resist»
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
(Essayist, Lecturer, Poet)
| About:
Temptation
| Keywords:
islander, Islanders, sandwich, sandwiches, Sandwich Is, temptations, The Temptations, valor
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