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«I don't need to pay a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate that does it for free.»
Author: Ally McBeal | Keywords: crap, craps, for free, roommate, therapist, therapists
«I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm kind of a slob. So for me to consider a roommate, it would have to be one of my sisters or something.»
Author: Katie Holmes (Actress) | Keywords: easiest, roommate, sisters, slob, slobs
«I like cinnamon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnamon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: cinnamon, cinnamon roll, incense, incensed, Pan, panning, pan out, roll, rolls, roommate, sell, wake, wake up
«My roommate says, I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom? It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: bathroom, bathrooms, quiz, reveals, roommate, shave, shaved, shaves, shower, showered, showering, Weird
«My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: apartment, elephant, PET, roommate, The Apartment
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