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«May you always have walls for the winds, a roof for the rain, tea beside the fire, laughter to cheer you, those you love near you and all your heart might desire.»
«Hell isn't merely paved with good intentions, it is walled and roofed with them»
«European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
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European, Europeans, matches, roofing, roofing material, soccer, toilet, toilet paper
«Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.»
«The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.»
«Rarely do members of the same family grow up under the same roof.»
«The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.»
«The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material»
«How often have I lain beneath rain on a strange roof, thinking of home.»
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