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«My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.»
«Cigarettes dull the faculties, stunt and retard the physical development, unsettle the mind, and rob the persistent user of will power and the ability to concentrate»
«Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.»
Author: Katherine Heigl | Keywords: retard, retarded
«[On his childhood] One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.»
«Organized Christianity has probably done more to retard the ideals that were its founder's than any other agency in the world»
«AUSTRALIA, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.»
«My intellectual development was retarded, as a result of which I began to wonder about space and time only when I had already grown up.»
«Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!»
«Science has been seriously retarded by the study of what is not worth knowing and of what is not knowable.»
«A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity»
Author: Sigmund Freud (Founder) | About: Fear, Maturity | Keywords: maturity, retard, retarded, retarding

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