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«There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.»
Author: Bill Bryson (Writer) | Keywords: beat, company, do in, go home, phone, phoned, phones, phone company, ready, waiter, waiters
«War will disappear only when men shall take no part whatever in violence and shall be ready to suffer every persecution that their abstention will bring them. It is the only way to abolish war.»
Author: Anatole France (Writer) | About: Art, War | Keywords: abolish, abolishes, abolishing, abstention, abstentions, disappear, only when, persecution, persecutions, ready, suffer, violence
«To hope means to be ready at every moment for that which is not yet born, and yet not become desperate if there is no birth in our lifetime.»
Author: Emily Dickinson (Poet) | About: Hope | Keywords: birth, desperate, lifetime, not yet, ready
«The beautiful souls are they that are universal, open, and ready for all things»
Author: Michel de Montaigne (Philosopher, Writer) | Keywords: for all, Open and, ready, universal
«We are always getting ready to live, but never living»
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson (Essayist, Lecturer, Poet) | Keywords: getting, Get Ready, living, livings, readiest, ready, readying, To Live
«The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | About: Humor, Life | Keywords: alcohol, at parties, baby, Baby and I, backwards, back end, back off, be old enough, bonus, bonuses, cycle, cycles, cycle on, cycling, died young, do drugs, drugged, drugging, drugs, ends, End of time, finish, finish off, floated, floating, forties, forty, get at, get it, Get Ready, get tough, gold, go back, go to, grade, graded, grades, grade school, grading, high, Higher Grade, high life, high school, high time, kicked, kick off, kick out, kick up, kid, Kid The, live in, mean life, months, nine, Nine Lives, Nine Months, old age, old gold, old school, old times, orgasm, orgasms, Our Party, out-of-the-way, Out of the Womb, party, Partying, ready, responsibilities, retirement, school, school year, spend, take time off, Taking Off, think back, time off, tough, Tough Enough, unfair, watch, womb, work off
«The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.»
Author: Henry David Thoreau (Essayist, Philosopher, Poet) | About: Travel | Keywords: ready, till, travels
«The person ready to believe unlikely and unproved things is readily made a slave of by the crafty»
Author: Voltaire (Philosopher, Writer) | Keywords: craftiest, crafty, readily, ready, slave, unlikely, unproved
«That, if then I had waked after a long sleep, will make me sleep again; and then, in dreaming, the clouds me thought would open and show riches ready to drop upon me; that, when I waked I cried to dream again.»
Author: William Shakespeare (Dramatist, Playwright, Poet) | Keywords: clouds, cried, dreaming, drop, if then, Open and, ready, riches, The Clouds, waked
«Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.»
Author: Winston Churchill (Author, Orator, Prime Minister) | Keywords: although, always, being, Do, done up, Get Ready, learn, like, not, personally, readiest, ready, readying, taught
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