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«Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live.»
Author: Dorothy Parker (Poet, Writer) | Keywords: acids, as well, awful, cramp, cramped, cramping, cramps, damp, damps, drugged, drugging, drugs, gas, gases, guns, lawful, nooses, Razors, rivers, River The, smelled, smells, smelt, stain, stains
«You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.»
Author: Hunter S. Thompson (Author, Journalist) | Keywords: drug, hunting, hunting knife, knife, razor-sharp, razor, Razors, sharp, the hunt, waving
«Those who talk on the razor-edge of double-meanings pluck the rarest blooms from the precipice on either side.»
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith (Writer) | Keywords: blooms, double talk, Edge of, meanings, pluck, precipice, precipices, rarest, razor, Razors, razor edge
«The tongue deviseth mischiefs; like a sharp razor, working deceitfully.»
Author: Bible | Keywords: deceitfully, razor, Razors, sharp, sharp tongue
«One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | About: Funny, Humor, Technology, Time | Keywords: Ahead Of Their Time, ahead of time, announce, announces, announcing, beard, bearded, bearding, development, Gillette, hairs, in time, microchip, microchips, razor, Razors, shave, shaved, shaves, thanks
«You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: drug, hunting, hunting knife, knife, razor-sharp, razor, Razors, waving
«A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razor strap. A thin book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat.»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | Keywords: atlas, big cat, caster, clasp, clasped, clasps, cover, fashioned, finest, flat, leather, noisy, old fashioned, pane, panes, razor, Razors, steady, strap, strapped, straps, The Finest, thick, Thick and Thin, volume
«These words are razors to my wounded heart.»
Author: William Shakespeare (Dramatist, Playwright, Poet) | Keywords: Razors, wounded
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