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«Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.»
«If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?»
«All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.»
«'Be comfortable with who you are', reads the headline on the Hush Puppies poster. Are they mad? If people were comfortable with who they were, they'd never buy any products except the ones they needed, and then where would the advertising industry be?»
«Asked to explain Zen my puppy with the same name looks, and thumps his tail»
Author: Jay Hackett
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puppies, puppy, same name, tail, the same name, thump, thumping, thumps, Zen
«At a couple of days old, the puppies were more alien than cute.»
«A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates»
«If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own dick on the wonder years instead of chasing winnie cooper. Besides, I wouldn't have sucked other people's dicks on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own dick? I think I'm gonna call the surgeon in the morning.»
«America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive. My daughter is four, my boy is one. I'd like them to see America as a toy, a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling and then get out.»
Author: Johnny Depp
(Actor)
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aggressive, Big Boys, bite, check, Check it out, daughter, dumb, investigate, investigated, investigates, investigating, puppies, puppy, teeth, The Toy, toy
«I'm glad I haven't got the sort of conscience I've got to nurse like a sick puppy all the time.»
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