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«There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.»
Author: Bern Williams
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World
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licking, licks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, puppies, puppy
«Most psychiatrists or analysts are a waste of time»
«I think the law became an ass the day it let the psychiatrists get their hands on [it].»
Author: Lynn Compton
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psychiatrists
«I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
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Funny,
Relationships
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hates, met, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, ridiculous, said, told, yet
«My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
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crazy, okay, opinion, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, told, ugly
«I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.»
«There's no drugs, no Tom in a dress, no psychiatrists.»
«I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
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bartender, bartenders, My Wife, plumbers, psychiatrist, psychiatrists
«In fact, they recapitulate the story of Christianity word for word, like the inevitable course of some unsightly disease: criminal ignorance, brutish stupidity, self-righteous bigotry, paranoid fear of outsiders. For the cultist, psychiatrists, the media, Government agencies have become Satan incarnate. Like the fundamental Christians, they have to be right.»
Author: William S. Burroughs
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agencies, bigotry, brutish, cultist, government agencies, incarnate, incarnated, outsider, outsiders, psychiatrists, recapitulate, self-righteous, self government, The Story, unsightly, word for word
«The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
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Sex
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asked, dirtier, dirtiest, dirty, only when, prison, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, sex, The Prison, told
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