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«No man is a hero to his wife's psychiatrist»
Author: Eric Berne
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psychiatrist
«A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.»
Author: Jerome Lawrence
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builds, castle, castle in the air, collects, in the air, psychiatrist, psychotic, psychotics, rent
«A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.»
«One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.»
«I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
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Funny,
Relationships
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hates, met, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, ridiculous, said, told, yet
«My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
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crazy, okay, opinion, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, told, ugly
«I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.»
«I myself spent nine years in an insane asylum and I never had the obsession of suicide, but I know that each conversation with a psychiatrist, every morning at the time of his visit, made me want to hang myself, realizing that I would not be able to cut his throat.»
Author: Antonin Artaud
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asylum, hang, insane asylum, obsession, psychiatrist, realizing, throat, visit
«If I'm a cruel satirist at least I'm not a hyprocrite: I never judge what other people do. Neither a politician nor a priest, I never censor what others do. Neither a philospher nor a psychiatrist, I never bother trying to analyze or resolve my fears and neuroses.»
Author: Federico Fellini
(Film Director)
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Hypocrisy
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analyze, censor, psychiatrist, satirist, Satirists
«I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
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bartender, bartenders, My Wife, plumbers, psychiatrist, psychiatrists
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