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«It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.»
Author: Edsger Dijkstra (Scientist) | Keywords: basic, exposure, mutilate, mutilated, practically, prior, programmer, programmers, programming, regeneration, students
«The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be created in the form of computer programs.»
Author: Joseph Weizenbaum | About: Computers | Keywords: complexity, computer program, computer programmer, Computer programmers, Creator, programmer, programs, universes, unlimited, virtually
«The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris»
Author: Larry Wall | About: Virtue | Keywords: hubris, impatience, laziness, programmer, The three
«Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.»
Author: Leonard Brandwein | Keywords: beware, carry, computer, computer programmer, Computer programmers, programmer, programmers, screwdriver, screwdrivers
«For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless, and then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.»
Author: Bill Bryson (Writer) | Keywords: computer, computer programmer, Computer programmers, edge, expensive, incredibly, in short, leading, leading edge, long time, machine, match, matching, occurred, programmer, programmers, puzzled, puzzles, puzzling, smart, smarted, smarting, smarts, Something Stupid, time machine, useless
«The best way to prepare [to be a programmer] is to write programs, and to study great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and fished out listings of their operating system.»
Author: Bill Gates (Entrepreneur, Founder) | Keywords: cans, center, computer program, computer programmer, Computer programmers, computer science, computer system, fished, garbage, garbage can, operating, operating system, programmer, programs
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