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«Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an anti-gay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.»
Author: Judy Carter
(Actress, Comedian, motivational speaker)
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«Cobb is a prick. But he sure can hit. God Almighty, that man can hit.»
«The works of women are symbolical. We sew, sew, prick our fingers, dull our sight, producing what? A pair of slippers, sir, to put on when you're weary -- or a stool. To stumble over and vex you... ''curse that stool!'' Or else at best, a cushion, where you lean and sleep, and dream of something we are not, but would be for your sake. Alas, alas! This hurts most, this... that, after all, we are paid the worth of our work, perhaps.»
«What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30 years,>Read People Magazine your whole life...? Take a freakin' chance!»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
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chance, magazine, prick, pricked, pricking, The Magazine
«The practical politician, as every connoisseur of ochlocracy knows, is not a man who seeks to inoculate the innumerable caravan of voters with new ideas; he is a man who seeks to search out and prick into energy the basic ideas that are already in th»
Author: Henry Louis Mencken
(Critic, Journalist)
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Politicians
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«If love be rough with you, be rough with love;Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down.»
Author: William Shakespeare
(Dramatist, Playwright, Poet)
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beat down, prick, pricked, pricking, rough, with love
«If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that»
«Hath not a Jew eyes? hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that.»
Author: William Shakespeare
(Dramatist, Playwright, Poet)
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