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«Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he's started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
| Keywords:
bob, bobbing, Bobs, bob up, bush, officials, President Bush, schedule, scheduled, schedules, scheduling, sponge, Sponges, tapes, taping, The News, The War, The White, The White House, White House
«New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut.»
Author: Craig Kilborn
| Keywords:
billion, castle, Hussein, Libya, nuke, President Bush, Saddam, Saddam Hussein, tax cut, tax cuts
«President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.»
Author: David Letterman
(Comedian, Host)
| Keywords:
bush, President Bush, pronounce, pronouncing, Schwarzenegger
«President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which.»
Author: Dennis Miller
(Actor, Comedian)
| Keywords:
address, figure out, mixed, presidential, President Bush, radio, reaction, Spanish
«President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they can have a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq? We can't even get this in Florida.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
| Keywords:
announced, bush, care plan, economy, Florida, good health, health care, Iraq, President Bush, tonight, voting
«President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader.»
Author: Jon Stewart
(Actor, Comedian)
| Keywords:
American President, display, hundreds, massive, Nader, opposition, President Bush, remained, supported, undeterred, voters, voting
«President Bush, testing the mic at the GOP convention:'Four score and seven years ago. We have come here to dedicate a portion of it as a final resting place. ... My fellow members of the press corps, especially the camera man, tax relief is on the way ... don't spend it all in one place.'»
Author: George W. Bush
(President)
| About:
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| Keywords:
All in one, bush, camera, convention, corps, dedicate, GOP, members, on the way, portion, President Bush, press corps, relief, resting, score, Seven Years, testing, the Convention, the conventions, the press
«Plans are being discussed as to who will replace Dick Cheney if he has to resign for health reasons. It's not easy for President Bush, he can't just name a replacement. He would first have to be confirmed by the oil, gas and power companies.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
| Keywords:
Cheney, companies, company name, confirmed, dick, Dick Cheney, discussed, gas, oil, President Bush, replace, replacement, resign
«On Monday, President Bush will reach his 100th day in office. It's a big milestone for him, surpassed all expectations. In fact, so has Dick Cheney. Cheney was only supposed to make it to day 73.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
| Keywords:
Cheney, dick, milestone, milestones, Monday, President Bush, surpassed
«President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the White House, the economy's going to hell, we're going to war over oil. I've seen this movie, haven't I?»
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