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«I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'»
Author: Dean Martin (Actor, Singer) | Keywords: good-bye, goodbye, hello, pregnant
«Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.»
Author: Queen Victoria | About: Pregnancy | Keywords: hazard, occupational, occupational hazard, pregnant
«If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament»
Author: Rose F. Kennedy (Author) | About: Pregnancy | Keywords: abortion, pregnant, sacrament, sacraments, the sacrament
«I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.»
Author: Uri Geller | Keywords: bent, claimed, coil, coiled, Coils, contraceptive, Contraceptives, pregnant, sued, watched
«Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.»
Author: Werner von Braun | Keywords: crash, Nine Months, pregnant, programs
«All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.»
Author: Isaac Asimov (Biochemist, Writer) | About: Computers | Keywords: doctors, pregnant, sorts, treating
«It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: eight, fit, fit in, juggle, juggled, juggling, managed, pregnant, somehow, troubled
«Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | About: Alcohol, Funny, Humor, Women | Keywords: alcoholics, drink, female, fuck, fucked, fuck all, fuck up, fuck you, instead, pregnant, The Warning, told, warning, warnings
«Force is the midwife of every old society pregnant with a new one»
Author: Karl Marx (Philosopher) | About: Force | Keywords: midwife, midwives, new one, pregnant
«. . . words, pregnant with celestial fire.»
Author: William Cowper (Poet) | Keywords: celestial, pregnant
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